Appear on television
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
“I got your community service right here pal!” “Boy your chamber sure does look...
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
Age difference
What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At...