At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
Samples Needed
My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Cars that Start
Can You name 3 Cars that start with P?Nope, they all start with Gas!
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote...