Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Have you ever tried worm pie?
|What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
Women’s instructions
|WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a...
Is that your final answer?
A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, “I...
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Think You’re A Man?
Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game…
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game.And for the...