How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the...
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...