Valid identification
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Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
Is this really your third marriage?
Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two...
Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites…
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to adinner....
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...