Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing…
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potentialemployee’s application and notices...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites…
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to adinner....
Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator.