Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
I suppose I earned enough
|An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
FBI Agent for Hire
3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.The first man walked...
A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
Married life is very frustrating…
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...