You’ve been programming too long when
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A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
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Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde…
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work...
Insult Collection #12
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Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Ready for Parenting? Find out!
Here’s a sure-fire set of tests to check your parenting abilitites.This is about as...
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Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...