Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
Insurance Claim
(name withheld) Minnetonka, MN 55345Superior Health Insurance ATTN: Claims Review 1423 W. 90th St....
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
A little girl was out with her Grandmother…
A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple...