My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Bring some more ammo
|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson’s Firing exercise and his face...
A golf club visits a local bar
|A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a...
Uncommon Perversions
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair...
What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to...
The River
In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching...
The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...