man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders…
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans...
The sweet kiss!
There was a couple involved in a very bad car accident. The wife’s face...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...