Sleeping on the job
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My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...
Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
A local United Way office realized that…
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....