Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve!
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost...
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
Mr. Clean
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.
Ant jokes 02
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An amazing talking dog
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Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...