Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
The General’s Temperature
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
1 wish ?
Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...