Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
Adam talks to God.
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple,...
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
Sex Education
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...