The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
The definition of sex
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea’s college...
Man’s Intention
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
A young girl sees her father in the shower…
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
Death in the Family
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time…
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one...