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Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
So cold
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Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
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House explosion
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Grenade
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Surgical Error
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Whose Job Is It?
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WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
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Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...