Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
Newfie goes skydiving
|A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Loud, mad, or sad
|The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving...