Cat jokes 04
|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What’s striped...
Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...
Stupid Stuff 2
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”That race was all about...
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
No. to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”A2:...
Letter from Daughter to Parents
Letter from Daughter to Parents Dear Mother and Dad:It has now been three months...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus…
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of...
Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have...