A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
What\\\’s O. J. Simpson\\\’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Remember during wars
Things to Remember During a War 1. The only things more accurate than enemy...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife…
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says...
Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...