Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
Earthquake at a bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
Hellen Keller List
Q: Why does Helen Keller have a yellow leg?A: Her dog is blind also.Q:...
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
How much for all night?
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...