Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
The Kid Who Knew too much .
One day a boy approached his mother with a question. “Mom, how come every...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office…
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.After the check-up, the doctor took...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Top10 Viagra Slogans.
* Viagra, The quicker dicker upper * Viagra, One-a-day, like iron * Viagra, When...
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian….
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested a 15...
Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles...