Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip…
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly...
Technology is too good
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...