Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
Looking for A Name
The new mother got out of bed for the first time since her childbirth...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
Two Scottish nuns go to America
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said...
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Preganat wife? Avoid these!
Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant:17. “I finished the...
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...