Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
The Top 10 Signs You’re Flying On A Bad Airline
The engine’s being held on by duct tape. You see the Gorilla from those...
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Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant…
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
Reading the scripture
|An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service...