Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
Email Like Penis
WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A PENISSome folks have it, some don’t. Those who have...
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity
How can you tell a blonde has been working on the…
Q: How can you tell a blonde has been working on the computer?A: There...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time…
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one...
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.