The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his…
For three years, the young attorney had been taking hisbrief vacations at this country...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
Sooner…
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We...
10 Husbands
TEN HUSBANDSA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding...
Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...