Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
An old woman came into her doctors office
An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. “I...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By...
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
Man Need
A man can actually cater to a woman’s every need, so long as all...
Top Ten Most Violent Upcoming Movies
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