A Favor
I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.