A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...
Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...