Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco…
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far...
Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.