The Perfect Gift!
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his...
Super models
Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
New way to herd cattle
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
More Hose
A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...