Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Colors of Your Sex
If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are...
Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
An American was waiting on a London street corner…
An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing...
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
Application to Live in Kentucky
Application to Live in KentuckyName:__________________________ Nickname:_________________________________CB Handle Model:_____________________ Color:______________Address (RFD No.):_________________–_____________________________________Daddy (If unknown, list...
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...