Sex With Gorilla
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few...
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Work Environment
Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee)...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
Two Irish friends
|Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window....
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...