How much for all night?
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
A letter to John Hinkley
Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just...
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
Love Jesus
Love Jesus by Dennis DiPasquale The other day I went to the local religious...
The most painful part
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game....
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
The Prayer.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!