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A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
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Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting...
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A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....
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A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
Why Fake Orgasm
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Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...