Your spinning me a yarn here!
|What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
Men writing the rules
|If Men Were to Rewrite “The Rules”Rule # 1 Anything we said six or...
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...