What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
Taste It
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher…
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.