The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
Another bar joke
A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!
Drunk Cheerleader
Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super...
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist…
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of...
Excess billing hours
|A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...