How Deaf?
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
An unfortunate coincidence
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the...
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake…
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin...
CelebRate!
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee,...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...