Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...
Your kid has been kidnapped
|A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at...
THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Are Not
Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren’t I need you to whip...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
Signs and notices 16
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant...