6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
World According to Student Bloopers
One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting…
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in ahelicopter and Bill starts...
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Irish jokes in a pub
|A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...