And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
Trick or Treat!
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10) You are guaranteed...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An...