George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government...
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Mr. Clean
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.
Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...
Breaking News
Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car?A:...
If Men were made by Kodak!
Wouldn’t it be great if men were made by Kodak!They would automatically shut off...
A Room for a Night
Many years agao, a Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg was stranded late one night...
Your Kind of Man
Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...