Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
A few way to handle stress!
Stressed out…try some of these relaxing tidbits 1. Jam tiny marshmallows up your nose...
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
Mark Your Calendar
A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I’m telling...
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
NY Times Ad
Ad seen in the New York Times… FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of...
Kids Thoughts!
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...