Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
The God Campaign!
Recently a Ft. Lauderdale advertising agency launched a billboard campaign (including the inside and...
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...
Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...
How big is the penis of Bill Clinton?
How big is Bill Clinton’s Penis? Not as big as Hillary’s
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...