My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to…
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
Crazy people talk
|A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a...
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
The Big Shake-up!
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This...