You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
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Diamond Ring
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight....
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Can I take his place?
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A unit in sex education was about to begin…
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...
The 2 Hunters
These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted. The other...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...