Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight…
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. “Iam the...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
Casey married a rich widow
|Casey married a rich widow, but they didn’t get along. One day she said...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
Impaired Vision
A sex therapist was doing research at the local college when one of the...
A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....
Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.