Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the...
Acronyms
PCMCIA People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing...
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Lost in a balloon
|Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind...
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.