Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Donkey Woman!
A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes...
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral…
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90 percent.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90 percent....
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!